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Bette Midler says that "for years I never said a word that Bruce didn't charge me for," while Robin Williams claims that "this man cracks my ass-with laughter." Indeed, Emmy Award-winner Bruce Vilanch is probably the most respected comedy writer in Hollywood.

Millions of people have laughed for years at his parodies, jokes, and taunts, unaware of the comic source. The Oscars, Tonys, Grammys, and Emmys are just a few of Vilanch's credits in addition to his speeches and routines for the likes of celebrities Whoopi Goldberg, Lily Tomlin, Billy Crystal, Rosie O'Donnell, Paul Reiser, Kelsey Grammer, and David Hyde Pierce.

Now, in Bruce!, Vilanch has assembled his funniest and most wicked essays, stories, and gags. With observations and views on everything from Diana Ross and the Muppets to show tunes and Star Wars, Bruce! shows how this regular "Hollywood Square" can be the "perp of some of the funniest, most famous, or notorious moments in recent show-biz history" (Time).
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Can you imagine saying to the Beatles, "You'll never make it - four groups are out. Go back to Liverpool"? That's what a Decca Records executive told the Fab Four in 1962. Meanwhile, Senator S.I. Hayakawa allegedly pointed out, "The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."

Stupidity experts Ross and Kathryn Petras continue their foray into the world of awkward utterances, slips of the tongue, doubletalk, and just plain dumb statements from politicians, celebrities, sports figures, social leaders - even average joes. You may want to shout with laughter when you listen to this wacky compendium, but remember: "If you can't keep quiet, shut up!" (This warning comes from film director Gregory Ratoff.)

Columnist Michael Musto in Crosshairs of Notability Roast -

Longtime Village Publication nightlife columnist Michael Musto will be the main course in a planned May 22 celebrity roast at The Actors House of God in New York. Titled Fork on the Left, Knife in the Back: Broadway Roasts Michael Musto , the 8 PM event will feature celebrities from juncture, TV, and movies, including actor Rosie O’Donnell, writer Bruce Vilanch, comedian Bianca Del Rio, New York Post columnist... Musto wrote the column "La Dolce Musto" for 29 years at the Part, and currently writes the column “Musto. Also lining up to take their shots at Musto: satirist Randy Rainbow, clown Judy Gold, singer Randy Jones, actor Michael Urie (. Source:

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  • Rosie O'Donnell, Bruce Vilanch, In oestrus Rainbow and More to Roast Michael Musto for Charity

    04/10/17 ,via Broadway World

    Couple film and television star ROSIE O'DONNELL (who will kick off the evening), Comedian and Emmy Bestow winner Bruce Vilanch (who will host the event); Insult Comedian & Winner of Ru Paul's Drag Race Mature 6, Bianca Del Rio! Actor, Director and 

  • Columnist Michael Musto in Crosshairs of Popularity Roast

    04/13/17 ,via

    Titled Fork on the Red, Knife in the Back: Broadway Roasts Michael Musto, the 8 PM event will feature celebrities from stage, TV, and movies, including actor Rosie O'Donnell, novelist Bruce Vilanch, comedian Bianca Del Rio, New York Post columnist


Bruce Vilanch talking about “The Star Wars Sabbatical Special” never gets old #40daysofStarWars #starwars… 04/17/17, @PopExperiment
Bruce Vilanch is the humane embodiment of a bucket of KFC. 04/16/17, @stokd
RT @Appetizing_Tacos: Maroon sweater/ Bruce Vilanch hair is nuts 04/16/17, @SkippyMcSkip


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Bruce Vilanch - Wikipedia

Bruce Gerald Vilanch (born November 23, 1948) is an American comedy litt, songwriter and actor. He is a six-time Emmy Award-winner. Vilanch is best known to the ...

Bruce Vilanch - IMDb

Bruce Vilanch, Self: Get Bruce. Bruce Vilanch was born on November 23, 1948 in New York Conurbation, New York, USA. He is a writer and actor, known for Get Bruce (1999 ...

Bruce Vilanch (@TheBruceVilanch) | Trill

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Bruce Vilanch Audience | Archive of American Television

Bruce Vilanch vetting and video from the Archive of American Television. Watch TV pioneers including Writer Bruce Vilanch discuss the Academy Awards, the Oscars ...