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Nobody's Baby combines the kidnapping high jinks of Raising Arizona with the sheer goofiness of Dumb and Dumber. Billy (Skeet Ulrich) and Buford (Gary Oldman, channeling Michael Jeter with scraggly hair and moustache), like characters in the crazed comedies of the Brothers Coen and Farrelly, are as kindhearted as they are softheaded. The two grew up in the same orphanage and have been like brothers ever since. Due more to stupidity than malicious intent, most of their adult lives have been spent behind bars. After a lucky escape from a paddy wagon (just as they're about to be sent to separate prisons), Billy witnesses a car crash and rescues the sole survivor--a baby. He decides to keep it. Buford would prefer to exchange the tyke for ransom money, but fate has other plans in this black comedy that works best as drama, but is less effective when reaching for laughs. --Kathleen C. Fennessy

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    10/31/15 ,via Republican & Herald

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    10/29/15 ,via

    16 Seltzer, Ethan Manalapan 5:11 16:07 16 17 Peters, Dylan Point Pleasant Boro 5:12 16:08 17 18 Vela, Anthony Toms .. 10 Hellman, Emily Rumson - Fair Haven 6:03 18:45 9 11 Mooney, Kaitlyn Southern Regional 6:05 18:52 10 12 Luma, Dayna Brick 



  • The Man with Two Arms: A Novel

    The Overlook Press. 2010. ISBN: 9781590206027,1590206029. 304 pages.

    Henry Granville, a baseball fanatic and high school teacher, spends hours in the basement with his young son Denny, introducing him to balls of all shapes and sizes. He even turns the basement into an indoor stadium. Enthralled by possibility, Henry begins guiding every instance of Denny's behavior, ensuring that every action performed on one side is matched by an equal action on the other-whether it's throwing a ball, swinging a bat, brushing his teeth, coloring, and even wiping his ass. Denny quickly distinguishes himself from his peers, most conspicuously by his ability to throw perfectly with either arm, a feat virtually unheard of in baseball. But he also possesses a visionary gift that not even he understands. Denny becomes a superior athlete, skyrocketing through the minor leagues and into the majors where he experiences immediate success, breaking records held for decades. When a journalist, a former student of Henry's hungry for a national breakout story, exaggerates the teacher's obsession and exposes him to the world as a monster, all hell breaks loose and the pressures of media and celebrity threaten to disrupt the world that Henry and Denny have created. A baseball novel-and much more--The Man with Two Arms is a story of the ways in which we protect, betray, forgive, love, and shape each other as we attempt to find our way through life.

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  • Lebanon High School honor roll

    10/30/15 ,via Lebanon Daily News

    Jacy Seltzer, Camryn Shaak, Emily Smiley, Elijah Spears, Maximillion Stoner, Yohanna Taveras Ramirez, Diamond Torres, Kelsey Travis, Rylie Trokie, Isanex Urbina, Ismael Vargas Ramos, Marcela Velasquez Reynel, Miguel Velazquez-Corona, Brooke Wagner ...

  • What advertising does to TV.

    10/05/15 ,via The New Yorker

    On “The Flintstones,” the sponsor Alka-Seltzer ruled that no character get a stomach ache, and that there be no derogatory presentations of doctors, dentists, or druggists. On “My Little Margie,” Philip Morris reps struck the phrase “I’m real ...

  • Seltzer water as face wash? Here's what happened when I tried the trend

    09/17/15 ,via

    "Carbonated water has been reported to cause vasodilation (dilated capillaries), which would improve delivery of oxygen and nutrients to the skin," explains dermatologist Dr. Emily M. Wise. "However, there have never been any studies in dermatology ...


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Emily Seltzer, Actress: Lucas. Emily Seltzer is an actress, known for Lucas (1986), Six Weeks (1982) and Nobody's Baby (2001).

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