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It's OK to be Ugly

I've been called ugly my whole life. Starting at age 21, I worked on and off as a stripper, where, to the surprise of the uninitiated, you don't actually have to be beautiful to be successful. And I was called ugly there too, by rude customers and heartless coworkers. A long ago boyfriend used to "compliment" me with the refrain, "You're not pretty, but you're loyal, and that's why I love you. " And I just passed an internet milestone - I was called ugly by a total stranger in a Youtube comment. It still hurts, but as time goes by, it hurts less and less. I've come to believe that ugliness is just another characteristic, like height, or hair color, that we have very little control over. Yes, I've learned to apply make up with no small amount of skill. But that doesn't change the essential truth, any more than wearing 6 inch platform heels makes me actually 6'1. I'm ugly, and I'm 5'7, and I probably always will be. I think a lot of what we individually believe is attractive is taught to us... I cheer for my big-nosed Jewish sisters in the spotlight - Barbra Streisand, Maya Rudolph. uh, ok actually those are the only ones I can think of - but they're the exceptions, not the rule. For all the jokes and not-jokes I've ever heard about Jews controlling Hollywood, we sure could have done a better job at making big noses and weak chins the standard of beauty. Men, I think, have a bit more freedom to be weird-looking and still be considered attractive. I read an interview with Adrian Brody years ago, and he told a story about getting his nose broken during filming. He was very concerned with making sure that the doctors put it right back the way it had been, hook and all. For that matter, I'm not a woman, but if I dive into all the layers of being transgender and finding a "look" and getting non-transgender people to take your look seriously, I'll write a book instead of a blog post. I was assigned the label "girl" when I was born, and short of extensive surgery or a multi-thousand dollar new wardrobe, I will probably always be seen as some sort of woman when I enter public spaces. I wear my hair long. When I'm in public space, I am an ugly woman, unless I take great pains to apply make up and do something to my hair and mold my body into a different shape through careful application of straps here and panels there. 99% of the time, I simply don't have the reserves of energy it would take to create the illusion of beauty. When I was a stripper, performing that illusion was literally my job. Source: Repository

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  • Maya Rudolph on Going to the Dark Side in Sisters

    12/16/15 ,via Vogue.com

    There are few things in this world that can make an Amy Poehler–Tina Fey collaboration even sweeter. One of those things is Maya Rudolph. This weekend Rudolph reunites with her Saturday Night Live castmates—and “Mom Jeans” skit costars—for Sisters, 

  • Amy Poehler Reunites with Maya Rudolph to Bring 'Bronx Beat' Back to SNL - and ...

    12/20/15 ,via People Magazine

    Saturday Night Live vets Amy Poehler and Tina Fey jumped into a few of their familiar characters when they hosted this weekend's episode of the sketch show. And naturally, they brought along a few friends, like Maya Rudolph, who reprised her role 

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RT @mulaney: Largo January 14 2016 @sordociego @nickkroll Dana Carvey, Maya Rudolph, and Martin Short. https://t.co/tllYEKSgac 01/15/16, @prizonmike
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  • Maya Rudolph

    Alphascript Publishing. 2010. ISBN: 6130749589,9786130749583. 84 pages.

    Please note that the content of this book primarily consists of articles available from Wikipedia or other free sources online. Maya Khabira Rudolph is an American actress and comedienne, known as a former cast member on NBC's Saturday Night Live. She is the daughter of late soul singer Minnie Riperton (Lovin' You) and song writer/music producer Richard Rudolph. R & B singer Teena Marie is Rudolph's godmother.

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  • Stella McCartney presented her new Autumn 2016 collection at Amoeba Music in Hollywood

    01/14/16 ,via eprretailnews.com

    Maya Rudolph, Sarah Silverman, Fred Armisen, Carrie Brownstein, Dave Grohl, Natasha Lyonne, Sam Taylor-Johnson, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Pamela Anderson, Rashida Jones, Nicole Richie, Selma Blair, Lake Bell, Emilia Clarke, Lily Collins, Elizabeth Olsen ...

  • 'Idiocracy' comes to life

    01/14/16 ,via The Hill

    The still additionally boasts the hashtag #Camacho2016. “Idiocracy” was directed by Mike Judge and stars Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph and Dax Shepard. Wilson and Rudolph play two characters who are accidentally cryogenically frozen for 500 years ...

  • Activision hires Oscar nominee to co-run its movie studio

    01/13/16 ,via vator.tv

    Set for release in May, it will feature the voices of people like Blake Shelton, Jason Sudeikis, Maya Rudolph, Bill Hader and Peter Dinklage. This is an interesting avenue for these companies to go down, but it's not unprecedented. There are a lot of ...

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Maya Rudolph - IMDb

Maya Rudolph, Actress: Bridesmaids. Maya Rudolph was born in Gainesville, Florida, on July 27th, 1972, to Dick Rudolph, a music producer, and soul singer Minnie Riperton.

Maya Rudolph - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Maya Khabira Rudolph [1] (born July 27, 1972) is an American actress and comedian. She rose to prominence on the NBC television show Saturday Night Live, where she ...

Maya Rudolph - Wikipedia, la enciclopedia libre

Maya Rudolph; Información personal; Nombre de nacimiento: Maya Khabira Rudolph: Nacimiento: 27 de julio de 1972 (43 años) ciudad de Gainesville, estado de Florida,

Maya Rudolph – Wikipedia

Maya Khabira Rudolph (* 27. Juli 1972 in Gainesville, Florida) ist eine US-amerikanische Schauspielerin und Komikerin. Bekanntheit erlangte sie unter anderem als ...

Maya Rudolph Picture 20 - The 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards - 13th ...

Maya Rudolph Picture 20 - The 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards - 13th ...

Maya Rudolph Picture 25 - 2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party - Arrivals

Maya Rudolph Picture 25 - 2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party - Arrivals

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Maya Rudolph Picture 18

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