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Scientist Dr. Anton Rudolph (Englund) has engineered the perfect killing machine - the world's first massive, genetically enhanced python. Mistakenly unleashed in a small American town, this unstoppable creature with a voracious appetite is raging out of control. As the massive python gobbles up the locals one by one, it's up to Special Agent Parker (Van Dien) to conquer nature's ulitmate terror. If you enjoyed movies like Lake Placid and Anaconda, you'll eat up PYTHON.
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Anaconda had the grace to be campily bad; Python, a flagrant rip-off, just sucks. A military transport carrying a whopper of a snake crashes somewhere in the mountains near a sweet little town, where two brothers live. One of them is an avid cyclist who's come back after his father's death to help his brother with the family business--a metal-engraving company that, for some reason, has enormous vats of acid. The snake starts eating people; when their semidigested remains are found, suspicion falls on the cyclist, because only he would have access to the acid necessary to burn the victims to the bone in this disgusting manner. (It's a particularly tacky detail that a lesbian couple are the first victims of the enormous, phallic snake.) Anyhow, some special unit of the government comes in, including our supposed stars Casper Van Dien (with a cheesy mustache and a cheesier accent) and Robert Englund (of Nightmare on Elm Street fame). In various incomprehensible action sequences, they prove to be incompetent, and it's only our stalwart bicyclist and a sturdy young deputy who save the day. Python is terribly written, terribly acted, and terribly directed and features mediocre special effects (the snake is never the same size from scene to scene). Jenny McCarthy has a cameo, for those who care about such things. --Bret Fetzer

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  • On Steven Scalise—and Al Sharpton

    01/06/15 ,via City Journal

    The young prosecutor, Steven Pagones, won a defamation verdict against Sharpton. Wealthy supporters eventually paid the bill for the reverend, but Sharpton won't apologize, even now, for his role in this outrage. Sharpton's actions in two other

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    07/17/14 ,via Poughkeepsie Journal

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    eggs, flour, red pepper, mozzarella cheese, bread crumbs, salt, shrimp, prosciutto, vegetable oil, water

Books

  • Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon

    Jeff Milne. 2009. ISBN: 9780615285214,061528521X.

    This is an in depth reference work devoted to the movie trivia game Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. It is far better and more complete than the terrible, short book by the games creators, which was mostly pictures and empty space on the page.

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  • On Steven Scalise—and Al Sharpton

    01/07/15 ,via City Journal

    The young prosecutor, Steven Pagones, won a defamation verdict against Sharpton. Wealthy supporters eventually paid the bill for the reverend, but Sharpton won’t apologize, even now, for his role in this outrage. Sharpton’s actions in two other ...

  • Arlington High School candidates for graduation

    07/17/14 ,via Poughkeepsie Journal

    Arlington High School candidates for graduation Arlington High School candidates for graduation 2014. Check out this story on poughkeepsiejournal.com: http://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/story/news/local/2014/07/16/arlington-high-graduates/12759337/

  • Tawana Brawley finally forced to start paying $431,000 to man she falsely accused of gang-raping her 26 years ago after court docks her wages

    08/05/13 ,via Daily Mail

    In January, former New York prosecutor Steven Pagones filed court papers seeking the $431,000 he is owed by Tawana Brawley, who, as a 15-year-old, falsely labeled him a 'gang-raping, kidnapping racist.' Last week, Brawley sent him her first payment - 10 ...

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