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Boom and Burn by Artie Lange
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Veteran comedian Artie Lange turns an unflinching eye and his signature wit on his perilous descent into drug addiction, life-threatening depression, and ultimately, his recovery, in the follow-up to his hilariously raw debut, the #1 New York Times bestseller Too Fat to Fish.

At a high point in his career, Artie Lange played a sold-out show in Carnegie Hall and totally killed—yet during his standing ovation, all he could think of were the two bags of heroin in his pocket. In the midst of a deep, self-destructive depression, addicted to heroin and prescription drugs, he lashed out at everyone around him—from his fellow cast members on The Howard Stern Show, to celebrity guests, to his longtime friends, and even his own family.

By turns dark and disturbing, hilarious and heartbreaking, and always drop-dead honest, the New York Times bestseller Crash and Burn lifts the curtain on Lange’s dangerous slide. For the first time, Artie reveals all: the full truth behind his now legendary Stern Show meltdown, his suicide attempt (which he relates in terrifying detail), surprising stints in rehab, and painful relapses. With the help and support of friends and family, Artie claws his way back, turning his life and career around. And despite his slip-ups, backslides, and permanent losses, Artie forges on.

Elf

Elf is a 2003 American Christmas comedy film produced by Jon Berg, Todd Komarnicki and Shauna Robertson, directed by Jon Favreau with music by John Debney and written by David Berenbaum. The story is about one of Santa's elves who learns of his true identity as a human and goes to New York City to meet his biological father, spreading Christmas cheer in a world of cynics as he goes. The movie inspired the 2010 broadway musical Elf: The Musical and NBC's 2014 stop-motion animated television special Elf: Buddy's Musical Christmas. One Christmas Eve, during a stop at an orphanage, a baby boy, captivated by the sight of a teddy bear, crawls into Santa Claus's (Ed Asner) sack of toys. Santa unknowingly takes the boy back to the North Pole, and when discovered, is named Buddy because of his "Little Buddy" branded diaper. Buddy (Will Ferrell) grows up at the North Pole and is unaware of his humanity. Papa Elf makes him his apprentice and explains that he repairs the "Kringle 3000, 500 Reindeer-Power" jet engine on Santa's sleigh, which he invented in the 1960's when the Christmas spirit that powers the sleigh started declining after people... Due to his being a human in an environment designed for the North Pole elves, Buddy is uncomfortably bigger than the elves, and is unable to use the items utilized by them. His toy making skills are comparatively inferior and he is unable to keep up with the elves' high quotas, and despite the elves' assurances that he's just "special", is demoted to a demeaning job testing toys. While working, he overhears a conversation in which one of the elves mentions that Buddy is in fact a human. Papa Elf reveals that Buddy was born to Walter Hobbs (James Caan) and Susan Wells and given up for adoption, and that Walter never knew of his existence. He explains how Susan later died and that Walter now works at a children's book company in New York City. Buddy is convinced by Leon the Snowman (Leon Redbone) to go to New York to find his father. Prior to leaving, Santa informs him that his father, Walter, is on the naughty list due to his greed and selfishness. Upon arriving in New York City, Buddy fails to comprehend several aspects of the human world, crossing the street at the wrong time, chewing discarded gum from a subway banister (despite Santa's warning), and taking a coffee shop's claim to have... Source: Motion Picture Central

Latest News

  • Artie Lange to headline Pitman anti-drug abuse benefit

    11/20/15 ,via Cherry Hill Courier Post

    PITMAN - A night of stand-up comedy will raise money for people dealing with the problem of drug addiction. Stand Up 2 Addiction will feature four comedians — including "Beer League" star and former Howard Stern regular Artie Lange — to the Broadway 

  • Artie Lange knows the score

    11/25/15 ,via PW-Philadelphia Weekly

    The exact second the clock hits 11 am, the phone in my cubicle begins to ring. Exact timing. A voice that sounds like an unpaved road mutters, “This is Artie.” If you're familiar with Artie Lange you know that this guy has quite the history, but no

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@shalomshuli listening to tJT show from yesterday and had to say you are one quick witted funny bastard in the vein of the great artie lange 12/13/15, @_Motyka
@artiequitter Artie Lange as Clogged Artery #1. 12/12/15, @chrisna
Literally every single day I am thankful when I confirm that Artie Lange is still alive. 12/12/15, @chinspired

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  • Too Fat to Fish

    Spiegel & Grau. 2008. ISBN: 9780385529679,0385529678. 320 pages.

    Outrageous, raw, and painfully funny true stories straight from the life of the actor, comedian, and much-loved cast member of The Howard Stern Show—with a foreword by Howard Stern. When Artie Lange joined the permanent cast of The Howard Stern Show in 2001, it was possibly the greatest thing ever to happen in the Stern universe, second only to the show’s move to the wild, uncensored frontier of satellite radio. Lange provided what Stern had yet to find all in the same place: a wit quick enough to keep pace with his own, a pathetic self-image to dwarf his own, a personal history both heartbreaking and hilarious, and an ingrained sense of self-sabotage that continually keeps things interesting. A natural storyteller with a bottomless pit of material, Lange grew up in a close-knit, working-class Italian family in Union, New Jersey, a maniacal Yankees fan who pursued the two things his father said he was cut out for—sports and comedy. Tragically, Artie Lange Sr. never saw the truth in that prediction: He became a quadriplegic in an accident when Artie was eighteen and died soon after. But as with every trial in his life, from his drug addiction to his obesity to his fights with his mother, Artie mines the humor, pathos, and humanity in these events and turns them into comedy classics. True fans of the Stern Show will find Artie gold in these pages: hilarious tales that couldn’t have happened to anyone else. There are stories from his days driving a Jersey cab, working as a longshoreman in Port Newark, and navigating the dark circuit of stand-up comedy. There are outrageous episodes from the frenzied heights of his coked-up days at MADtv, surprisingly moving stories from his childhood, and an account of his recent U.S.O. tour that is equally stirring and irreverent. But also in this volume are stories Artie’s never told before, including some that he deemed too revealing for radio. Wild, shocking, and drop-dead hilarious, TOO FAT TO FISH is Artie Lange giving everything he’s got to give. And like a true pro, the man never disappoints.

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  • 'MADtv' alumni to reunite for 20th anniversary special

    12/10/15 ,via Chicago Tribune

    Other former cast members featured in the reunion include Artie Lange ("The Howard Stern Show"); Second City alumni Phil LaMarr ("Robot Chicken"), Stephnie Weir ("Life in Pieces"), and Nicole Parker ("Funny People"); Chicago native Aries Spears ("Promoted ...

  • MADtv celebrates 20th anniversary with reunion on The CW

    12/10/15 ,via WWLP 22News

    Artie Lange, Bobby Lee, Michael McDonald, Arden Myrin, Nicole Parker, Eric Price, Will Sasso, Aries Spears, Nicole Sullivan, Stephnie Weir and Debra Wilson. In the special, the cast reunites to attend a glamorous award ceremony to honor the series ...

  • MadTV One Night Only: MadTV Makes Return for 20th Anniversary

    12/10/15 ,via Food World News

    Just in case you're wondering as to who will exactly be returning, brace yourselves: Ike Barinholtz, Alex Borstein, Mo Collins, Crista Falanagan, Anjelah Johnson, Nicole Randall Johnson, Keegan-Michael Key, Phil LaMarr, Artie Lange, and Bobby Lee.

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Artie Lange - Official Site

This is Artie Lange like you've never heard him before (unless you've seen his live act in comedy venues); Artie unleashed from the confines of commercial TV & radio.

Artie Lange - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Arthur Steven "Artie" Lange, Jr. (born October 11, 1967) is an American comedian, actor, radio host and author, best known for being part of The Howard Stern Show and ...

Artie Lange - IMDb

Artie Lange, Actor: Howard Stern on Demand. Arthur Steven Lange grew up a child of a middle class family in Union, New Jersey. At Union High School, Lange excelled in ...

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