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Psychoneurotic Things: An Anthology of Extreme Creature Horror
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Psychoneurotic Things: An Anthology of Extreme Creature Horror by Brand: Comet Press
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Sick Things is the ultimate collection of extreme creature horror with 17 deviant and gore-soaked stories featuring demons, cannibals, mutants, golems, werewolves, and many more vile creatures, monsters, and beasts. EDITORIAL REVIEWS FANGORIA "Cover every orifice. Comet Press’ new collection SICK THINGS: AN ANTHOLOGY OF EXTREME CREATURE HORROR is making a beeline for the soft contents of your body—and it doesn’t care one bit where it makes its grand entrance, orbital sockets or otherwise. Rest assured this violation will be painful, given the tight confinements of our fallible frames of flesh—but anything less than a full-on ass-rape would probably seem insufficient in the eyes of editrix Cheryl Mullenax..." FATALLY YOURS "If you are an extreme fan of horror looking for the ultimate in disgusting, vile and disturbing fiction, Sick Things: An Anthology of Extreme Creature Horror is a must-read…just make sure you have your barf bag handy!" Table of Contents "Devils" by Randy Chandler "Threshold" by Fred Venturini "This is My Body" by Lawrence Conquest "Hunger Pangs" by Matt Kurtz "Fly on the Wall" by Stephanie Bedwell-Grime "Legacy of the Last Invader" by M. Shaw "Acceptable Losses" by Simon Wood "An Unfortunate Incident at the Slaughterhouse" by Harper Hull "Rotsworth" by Kurt Bachard "Evil, Bent, and Candy-Sweet" by Tim Curran "Heat" by Daniel I. Russell "The Neglected" by Sean Logan "Betty and the Cambion" by Ralph Greco, Jr. "Jimmy Sticks and the Outlaw Critter of Doom" by Michael Boatman "Ranching the Sleore" by Aaron Polson "Paper Angels on Fire" by John Shirley "The Special Son" by Jeffrey Hale Editor Cheryl Mullenax
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13 is a collection of horror stories reflecting various elements of the American Dream. But here, the Dream has been twisted beyond easy recognition. These tales of Americana gone hideously and sometimes hysterically wrong feature a dark parade of misunderstood monsters, homicidal heroes, invading aliens, media-friendly fiends, rogue presidents… and even an occasional zombie. Like the funhouse mirrors in a carnival for crackheads, these stories reflect (and distort) the diversity of ills faced by a spinning roulette wheel of alternate Americas. Here you’ll find Americas that might have been or, perhaps, one that lurks, giggling and debauched, just over the next horizon.

The inhabitants of these other Americas tell jokes that cut. One or two of them might carry a cream pie in one hand and a switchblade concealed down the backs of their pants. Their Home Sweet Horrors occupy strange colonies; realms that lie both within and outside traditional genre identifications, spanning the literary range from weird western, urban fantasy, comic crime, science- fiction and subtle political commentary (with cannibals.) There’s even a Christmas story, a tale of childhood survival featuring the last person you might reasonably expect to meet during the zombie apocalypse.

In our reality, ever since the founding of the original thirteen colonies, the American Dream remains strong, of course; a clarion call to action for friends and enemies alike. Therefore, many of the stories in 13 can be enjoyed strictly for laughs. But in a nation fraught with environmental catastrophes, global conflicts, economic, religious and racial unrest, when the real monsters finally show up to check out the neighborhood… who’s to say the joke’s not on us?

Stories included in this collection:

The Flinch
Hadley Shimmerhorn: American Icon
Born Again
Manny Miracle Is Alive and Well and Dying in the 29th Dimension!
A Father’s Work
Our Kind of People
The Greenhouse
Jimmy Sticks and the Outlaw Critter of Doom
Across the Black Plains
Christmastime in Zombietown
Folds
Survivor: Monster Island 2025
The Last American President

Recipes

  • Kerala Boatman's Crab Curry

    ginger, rice, black pepper, mustard seed, sea salt, coriander seed, cumin, chilies, garlic, crab meat, onions, turmeric, vegetable oil

  • Michael Lewis's Cassoulet de Canard

    california, beef broth, black pepper, cloves, duck legs, white beans, garlic, garlic, lamb, onions, leaves, bread crumbs, pork rind, goose, salt, thyme, tomato